Since the back to back Sea
Dayz were relatively uneventful, HE chose to try and combine them in one post,
which, may or may not be brief. [Who is
HE kidding?!?]
We find our erstwhile dining
drama duo being roused by the room service knock instead of the THUNK of the
phone to the floor.
Having to call twice for
room service door hanger menus the night before, we hoped the order would be
correct this time.
Uh… no.
While the English muffin
did appear, the O.J. was missing in action, as was the banana. Oh wellllll, he’s recording the hiccups as
they occur for his notes to the corporate office. It should prove very interesting reading for Mark
Tamis and team. Or maybe not. HE has still to decide if it’s even worth it
at this stage.
As noted above, the days
were non-descript and comprised of leisurely “Beach Days” by the pool,
day-gambling for some, shopping for others, NOWAT composition and nothing much
else until time to put Claudia to work at Happy Hour.
Once in the dining room we
are greeted by Cheshire Cat C/G and
Stefan [no Anwar].
An inquiry about his
absence netted:
“He’s
not feeling well and will not be serving tonight.”
Hmmmmm. It suddenly dawns on us… that long line of
crew that we spotted on the promenade deck when we returned from Aruba
yesterday, was their mandatory Covid Testing.
And, it was a good bet that Anwar’s absence meant that he probably
tested positive.
Neither C/G nor Stefan would confirm this but we
later found out that word had already hit the News Media outlets that 109 Crew
and a few passengers on the JEWEL had tested positive. Subsequently, RCCL announced that the JEWEL was being taken out of service until late February.
Soooo… guess who is
filling in for Anwar tonight [much to the obvious dismay of Stefan and several
of TE6]?
Yup, He, of the “Not My Fault”
school of deflection, Caesar/Gabriel. Oh
My!
Now it must be said that, Once
Upon a Time, C/G was probably a very
good waiter and thus his probable “Peter Principal” promotion
to Assistant Head Waiter of My Time Dining on the Jewel. And
though he proved much of this by providing excellent, if a bit “Over the Top”
service both evenings, TE6 still missed Anwar and wish him well.
Stefan did his BEST to
make up for whatever C/G lacked in
warmth and common sense, while showing off his newly honed “Chucky’s Wrist
Twist” wine pouring skills. And for the most part, dinners both nights resulted
in pleasant, uneventful experiences.
After Coffee and dessert,
the usual, Casino, after dinner spirits and gaming were calling so off they
went.
Now on Sea Night 1, on the
way to the casino, Chucky happened upon Salsa Night in the Main Atrium. And of course the pulsating Meringue’ rhythm had
his motor running.
He now has to stop, and
scanning the crowd on the sidelines, he spots a mature young lady sitting it
out while “Mami and Papi” were tripping the light fantastic. And, it was very apparent by her “In Seat”
gyrations, that her motor was also running - she really wanted to be on the
dance floor too.
Soooo, Avid Terpsichorean and
Aficionado of Baile Latino that he is, Chucky waited until the number concluded
and as the next one struck up, he made his move. Being most careful, of course,
to approach Papi with - “Permisso?” - as he extended his hand to the young lady whose motor had already kicked into high gear.
Appreciating this "gentleman’s" respectfulness, Papi
cheerfully nodded his consent to the daughter who all but sprung from her chair,
almost dragging Chucky to the dance floor, where… they proceeded to delight the
crowd with, Twists, Turns, Spins, CaChas, and other feats of light footed
magic, unseen in a couple of such age disparity… at least on this dance floor.
Chucky enjoyed it too and
as they exited the floor the youngster turned and said,
“Not Bad, Thanks, and
come again please!”
Once was enough, because Musica
and Baile Latino for him, is akin to a drink for recovering a alcoholic.
One is too many and two is
not enough.
Best he head to the casino
before it turned into a night of wild abandon in the Atrium of The Jewel of The
Seas.
Yeah, right… in HIS
Dreams!
Joining the others for a
Remy VSOP and a little poker, he and Dragon Chic soon headed up for some
serious Zzzzzzz’s.
Soooo, having let this get
away from HIM again, we'll finish Sea Dayz and get THEM off the ship in the
next chapter of:
“Chucky’s
Homage to Fred Astaire”
Or sumpthin’ like that.
Uncle Chuck & The Shaking HER Head and Smiling,
Dragon Lady
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